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[CM] Aaron Hotchner, or his curse

Title: Aaron Hotchner, or his curse
Fandom: Criminal Minds Characters
: Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner
Prompt: 013. yellow @ fanfic100_ita
Rating: green
Word Count: 478 (W), flashfic
Collection: Magic moments. For further explanations, I'll wait here .
Notes: parody of the first chapter of my fanfiction "Unexpected Returns" OC. E 'entirely dedicated to DALiM that inspired her because after reading the chapter in question exclaimed: "There was no just a post-it notes on the tablet to tell him not to piss around! "
Disclaimer: The character of Aaron Hotchner is owned by Jeff Davis, and is used for non-commercial. As can be seen from its absurdity Liliana, however, is one of my characters.
Table : here


Hotch was not tired, he was exhausted. Not only for the plane trip that turned out to be longer and more difficult than anticipated due to a strike of men radar, but also because of the case. They had in fact caused by bear in Mexico and there had been for him many headaches due to language and cultural barriers. But now at last he was at home. He opened the door and entered the dark corridor. She turned on the light and with one eye saw a movement on the floor. He knelt down and relaxed when he saw the familiar rectangle of yellow paper and a post-it.

HERE I put the slippers, DO NOT GO AROUND FOR A HOUSE THAT I GAVE THE DIRTY WAX! I love you Lil.

"How nice," thought taking off your shoes and putting on the blue slippers that she had prepared. He tried to go to the kitchen when another ticket on the table entry attracted his attention.

YOU MADE SINCE THE KEYS? DO NOT AS USUAL THAT LEAVES AROUND AND THEN DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE exasperated me with your questions! I love you Lil.

Laughter spread through the human silent house.
The third post-it was waiting on the refrigerator.

HERE IN THERE 'a plate of pasta, warm it, THEN PUT ALL THE DISH, BUT DO NOT MAKE IT AS IF IT IS NOT' WHY FULL 'MUST SAVE WATER AND ENERGY FOR THE WORLD NOT increased pollution. CALCULATING THE U.S. THAT HAVE NOT RATIFIED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL SEEMS TO ME THE LEAST YOU CAN DO TO HELP THE PLANET. I love you Lil.

- But a dinner without guilt, no? - Muttered following orders. He climbed the stairs and into
in his bedroom on which staked intimidating yet another yellow pad-irritating.

Do not you dare sit on the bed with dirty clothes! WHY 'SO THAT YOU DO! CHANGED, OR PUT THE PYJAMA SUIT FROM HOME! I love you Lil.

- The situation is deteriorating. - Muttered by automatically orders.
went the bathroom and slipped in the shower, where, wrapped in clear plastic DOMOPACK, found a post-it. I recommend not

DROPS AROUND AND THEN IT IS ALWAYS A CLEAN ME! I did you at least ... I love you Lil.

Aaron pretended not to have seen him and turned his back, leaving the drops of water go where it pleases the most.
came out of the shower without much attention and wiped with large robe. He avoided to put your hands in your pockets to avoid other unpleasant discoveries. He lifted the lid of the toilet with inattention, then his expression became astonished.

NOT TABLET pissed on! AND IF YOU REMEMBER THE THROWS UP THEN I sit facing you on the cold ceramic! I love you Lil. No one ever knew why

Special Agent Aaron Hotchner decided to leave and work with to move among the San, so primitive tribes do not know even writing.


*** Welcome to my magic kingdom. How are you? Are you still under the influence of chocolate egg, and then you see love and joy everywhere like me?
Qualuno me why can not I register for CME courses online? Because the technology has turned against me?
But mainly because I keep on asking me questions to which no one ever answer so because they are too busy to leave the tunnel chocolate Easter?